Thursday, August 4, 2011

Accelerated Natural Selection (My Wish)

Sometimes I wish natural selection works faster than it does.  Yesterday, while driving to the Rhino Records in Claremont, around 8pm, some guy crossed Bonita while yakking away at his f***ing cell phone without even looking to his right or left.  I had to slow down my f***ing car just to avoid this bastard, whose genes obviously will not propagate if he continues on this habit of disregard for his safety.  A thousand or more years is just way too long for these idiots to be filtered out of the gene pool.  Is it too much to ask for natural selection to be a bit more accelerated?

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