Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Ode To Avis And Hertz

Never seen a rental car that's not an off-road vehicle
Never seen a rental car that can't do donuts or skids
Never seen a rental car that can't go over potholes at high speeds
Never seen a rental car that has an engine redline
Never seen a rental car that can't go 80 mph in second gear
And for these very reasons...

Never seen a rental car I would buy for my own.

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